Summary HELLBENDERS - A Hellbenders Christmas (Youtube) www.youtube.com
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Narrator This is the story of 2 friends, Chris and Zach. Tonight is Christmas Eve, the day before the Version Mary ruined Joseph's life with God's bastard child. Chris and Zach are spreading the Christmas spirit by singing carols door to door.
Zach Are you ready to do some good old fashioned caroling, Chris?
Chris I was born ready, Zach.
Zach Okay, Go.
Chris Rudolph the jingle, Petrie. Heart to the king. Jesus Christ my ears. Sir, are okay?
Zach I think you prefer a silent night.
Chris That'll be for my hot bed.
Zach Chris? I I don't think he liked it.
Chris Maybe we were being too loud, Zack. Let's try
Zach to be quieter. After all, it is
Chris What? Why? I can't hear you. Are you guys even playing anything? No.
Chris Jesus died. Where'd he go? Maybe he went to get last minute presents. What's wrong, Zack?
Zach All I wanted to do was cheer on people's holidays.
Chris Then we blew it. Zack, we tried our best. That's all that matters. Hey.
Narrator Boys, you saved Christmas. Also, I'm Jesus.
Zach Thanks, Jesus. Jesus.
Narrator It's time to go to heaven, my child.
Chris I believe it's happening.
Zach Stop it. Don't stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
Zach Stop it. Come on, Zack. Let's go to heaven to wait to order my dreams. I don't care. Hey.
Chris Let that kid go. Fuck this.
Zach Happy Christmas.
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