Billy Notsmart Hey. I'm Billy Notsmart. I'm the dumbest guy around. Don't. I'm competing in a quiz show, but I ain't doing so hot.
Billy Notsmart I'm too dumb and I got all the questions wrong. If I don't get his last 1 right, I'm as good as a dead guy. Come on. Let's just see what happens
Quiz Show Host next. Welcome back to RUA Smart. So far, our contestant, Billy Notsmart, has gotten every answer wrong. If he answers this question wrong, he will lose the once in a lifetime prize, a lawn defense gnome.
Narrator My Billy. Get back here, ball. Intruder alert.
Quiz Show Host Billy, are you ready for our final question? Okay, mister Not Smart. For the final question, all you must do is answer a simple math problem. Solve for x.
Billy Notsmart According to my calculations, the answer is with no doubt 576.
Quiz Show Host You are correct. You win.
Narrator Billy, you are such a riot. Billy, what would you say to every dumb person in the world right now?
Billy Notsmart To all the dumb people listening in the audience right now, don't be afraid to be dumb. Embrace it. Let it out. Go ahead and drool onto the floor. Eat and chew upon that which is inedible.
Billy Notsmart Make the nastiest of good old sounds and moans. And scrape those knuckles wherever you go. Don't let those smart people bring you down. They're just jealous of us. To the dumb people listening, I love you all.
Narrator Inspirational. Now may I just ask 1 more question? Sure. Back when you were on are you a smart, how did you come to the correct answer to that final question? Billy, what do you think about boogers?
Narrator They're my favorite food. What's your favorite use of crayons? Nose plugs. Can you explain your name being the Epstein flight launch? No.
Narrator No. No. How did you get the final question on are you a smart correct?
Billy Notsmart I'm done I'm done answering questions. Get the get the camera out of my face.
Narrator This just in. Famous idiot person Billy Not Smart EXPOSED. Here's an exclusive never before seen video directly from the scene. What the As you can see, just under his iconic Dunst cap lies a cone shaped appendage. Experts say this is where his brain is, and that Billy Notsmart is, in fact, not not smart.
Narrator Just to clarify, he he is smart. He literally has a giant super mutant brain. Of course, he's smart.
Billy Notsmart What have I done?