Summary Sailorman the Squeakquel (Youtube) www.youtube.com
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Speaker 0 Well, hey, everybody. How's everyone's adventures for you? My crystal's going pretty good. I found a bunch of crystals. A heart shaped crystal, diamond shaped crystal, a fart fetch shaped crystal.
Speaker 0 Who cares about how many claw machines are still? A circle shape. Oh, guys, you're gonna have to leave the room for the apartment because guess guess what I'm doing? No 1 cares. What's wrong with you?
Speaker 0 You are just jealous because damn Damien that Derek's coming over, and we're gonna have a lot of fun without you guys naked. We can't do this. Our apartment 2 live, we wanna have fun. We can't all have fun with Derek because he's my boyfriend. Why?
Speaker 0 I'm serious. I'm just not even a sentence. YouTube. Okay. So we should order pizza because my bra stops.
Speaker 0 Listen, crystals aren't crystals aren't important right now. Boyfriends are. Everybody stop talking so loud. My hangover is a bit. Sarah Venus.
Speaker 0 Are you okay? You look like you had a hangover about 2 days ago. Oh, Darion is my boyfriend. I thought his name was Darion. You're so Listen to me, bitch.
Speaker 0 Here's a couple words I think you should know. Rup a top, lup a frop, and the not bop bop, jumping up bop in a cup. Those words are probably the most experienced, get that next to your dresser. Hello, Sailorman scouts. Oh, it's there, man.
Speaker 0 He's even more handsome than I ever could have thought of my vagina. So what kind of crazy adventures have you guys been on? I don't like your tone, fat ass. Yeah. You little sexist prick.
Speaker 0 Why don't you shove your dick in a butt? I I don't understand that, you do something wrong. Oh, yeah. You did something wrong. Step foot into the wrong bear toe.
Speaker 0 Right. I've got some scruff on me. I really do. If you didn't think so, get out of my apartment. Sailor's greatest mister.
Speaker 0 Tell him I gotta rip you, Rishma. Your insults are mere Version to me. Listen, Serena, I I really think we should just end it if this is how it's gonna be. I think he's breaking up with someone. Wait.
Speaker 0 His boyfriend is he again? I don't I don't I don't fucking know. This audio drama is not long enough for it to be a continuity thing, so she could be your boyfriend. Where's that pizza? We ordered it, like, 5 days ago, and it's not even here yet.
Speaker 0 Pluto. Pluto. Pluto. Sailor, Pluto. Get out of the get out of the world.
Speaker 0 You're not even a planet anymore. That's very insulting on 7 day. That's very insulting on 7 day. You can say it twice in quieter, but it doesn't make you wrong or right. Any more so than labia's.
Speaker 0 I'm leaving you. I think I'm gonna commit suicide. Oh my god. Hey, me too. Am I the only 1 left?
Speaker 0 Okay. Cool. Oh my god. Oh my god. God.
Speaker 0 Yes? Pizza delivery for miss Sailor. She's dead. Oh, okay.