Summary Substitute Teacher - Key & Peele (Youtube) www.youtube.com
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Mister Garvey Alright. Listen up y'all. I'm y'all substitute teacher, mister Garvey. I taught school for 20 years in the inner city.
n/a So don't even think about messing with me. Y'all feel me? Mh. K. Let's take a roll here.
n/a Jay Quell. Where's Jay Que? No Jay quell here? Yeah. Do you mean Jacqueline?
n/a Okay. So that's how gonna be. Y'all wanna play. Okay then? Come you Jake K.
n/a But. Where is Be block? No Block here today. Yes, sir. My name Blake.
n/a Are you out of your Goddamn in mind? Blake. What? Do you wanna go to war but lucky? No.
n/a Because we could go to war? No. I'm thrilled. I'm thrilled. So you're better check yourself.
n/a D nice. Is 0AD nice? If 1 of y'all says some silly ass name, this whole class is gonna feel my wrath. Now d knights. Do you mean a denise?
n/a Son. Bitch. You say your name right? Right now. Denise.
n/a Say right. Denise. Denise. Right. Denise.
n/a Right. Denies. That's better. Thank you. Now, a ron.
n/a Where are you? Where is a ron right now? No A ron. Will, you better be sick, dead or mute. A, Ron.
n/a Here. Oh, man. Why did you transfer me the first time? I sit yeah. I'm just...
n/a You, I'm just asking you, Said it, like 4 times. So why didn't you say it? The first time I said a a Iran. Because it's pronounced Erin. Summer.
n/a You don't messed up Iran. Now take your ass on down to the Hen office. Right now and
n/a tell him exactly what you did. Oh, shaq Hen. Principal S. Yeah. My goddamn damn class woman before I break my foot off in your ass, subordinate and T.
n/a Timothy. Present? Thank you.