Nite Damn Nite. Who's that queer? His name's Jibo, you have to jump over these things but I
Eddie can't make it past Nite. Watch. That that doesn't usually happen. Normally, he's supposed to wanna use the computer. Nite.
Eddie I gotta piss. Just don't mess with anything.
n/a You like calling people names, You think I'm gay,
Eddie sure.
n/a What the hell's the matter with you?
Eddie Look man, I was just saying shit. I didn't even think you could hear me or were even alive or or gay. What?
n/a I'm not gay.
Eddie I mean honestly, I think it's totally cool if you're gay. I didn't even mean
n/a Dude, I'm not fucking gay.
Eddie Alright. Just forget I said anything.
n/a Oh, yeah. Well, what if I just forget this score,
Eddie No, man. He's gonna be so pissed.
n/a Oh, look. Free iPhone.
Eddie Congratulations. What the hell? How are you even cut it out.
n/a What? You just hate free stuff? Come on.
Eddie Seriously, what the hell? What?
n/a Wow. You look lonely here. Let me help you out.
Eddie Hey, man. Good night.
n/a Hey. Shouldn't you be taking notes? Yo. We good?
Eddie What are you doing? Nothing. I was, What the hell, dude? It would be for 2 seconds
Nite and your dumbass is trying to get
Eddie a free iPhone? It wasn't me. It was Jibo. Look. Oh I'm sure, yeah that makes a lot of sense.
Eddie Look at him, you see him? What the hell's he gonna do with a phone? I swear it was him. He was talking to me and everything. Right?
Eddie Eddie, Yusong. And you do it in my scores? Alright. Get off. I didn't even get to do anything.
Eddie What? You also wanna try to get a free iPad? Come on. Get off. I gotta water my plants in green things deluxe.
Eddie Too bad. This scientifically proves that we're helping them. For example, take a look at some of our brave military service members helping to keep the peace in, somewhere over there. Hey, Ramirez. Can you turn the AC down a little bit?
Eddie Oh, also, dude. I need double a batteries, not triple a. I gotta work for, like, the next fucking month. I'm almost out of double a. Yeah.
Eddie I'm not in charge of the shopping. I just handed them to
n/a you. Yeah.
Eddie I know. But this is like the 4th Nite. Literally just handed them to you. I'm not in charge of the shopping. Whatever.
Eddie Alright. Think I should hit the preschool or the hospital today? I'm thinking preschool. I swear I saw 1 of them throwing rocks. Hey.
Eddie It's me, Ted Nichols. And I know the past couple years have been tough on everybody. Are you stealing your kids birthday money to pay for gas? And are you dipping into their Christmas money to pay for liquor at said gas station? If so, check this out.
Eddie Biles can cause a lot of problems. Nite tears in the bags, getting cut up, and just a gosh darn waste of space. I told you I'd do it. You don't wanna listen. Well then it's time for you to meet the recyc Ton.
Eddie The Recychoton will fix all these issues and more. Take a look. I'm just gonna load these bottles in the back and let it get to work. I got it. Jesus.
Eddie As you can see the Cycoton is able to do its thing with little to no nose at all. Alright. That means it's done. Now look at this. I ground all this glass into this fine powder so I could easily dispose of it into their recycling.
Eddie And remember, the recycling, not the trash. You hear me? If I ever catch 1 you know what? Get hell with it. You see this?
Eddie I did this myself freehand. Absolutely no stencil whatsoever. Absolutely no Or you save a little for yourself. You go in the bed? Yeah, I want to sleep before it gets blue outside.
Eddie Alright.
n/a Oh, well, look who it is.
Eddie Hey, man. I don't want any trouble. I just need to water my plants.
n/a Watering your plants? Are you gardening? Dude, that's so gay. You're the real gay 1 here, not me.
Eddie Okay. Whatever you say, dude. Just let me water my cactus. Look at him. He needs this.
Eddie No, man. It was about the flower.
n/a Man, Nite hell with you and your flowers, son. My game is way more badass than that fruity ass game anyways.
Eddie You're not a game. You're just a you're a virus. Yeah. That's what you are. You're a virus.
n/a Hey. Woah. You're really throwing that word around too. Look. I'll have you know that I'm more than just a virus.
n/a I am a multifaceted virus
Eddie Cyber recycling. Program that Not a trash. Control of your PC.
n/a So, yeah. You're actually getting stupid if you really stop to think about it. Hey. What are you doing?
Eddie The fuck you doing, dude? It's blue outside.
n/a Yeah. You really think it's appropriate to try and murder me when it's blue outside?
Eddie Whatever, man. Have no idea why you won't just leave me alone.
n/a Well, I have an idea. How about you take the blanket off him and then you'll see that, like, I wouldn't even care and so, like, that'll prove to you that I'm not gay.
Eddie Yeah. What? Why are you so hung up on this?
n/a Look, man. Just do it. I'll prove it. And then I'll be out of here for good. Golly.
n/a It's almost like you want me to be gay. What? No. Well, then I guess I'm here to stay from now on. That's right.
n/a Any unknown program, any pop up, any naughty searches you see, that'll be me.
Eddie God, shut the hell up. Holy shit. Eddie, you got him. You're a genius.