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Interviewer So, mister Hanson, As you know, we have all prospective employees take a lie detector test prior to joining our firm. So if you mind, we're going to begin with... A couple of control questions.
Dane Should I be hooked up to something?
Interviewer With the old system yes, but with the new lie detector 3000 is programs that go off when he hears to tell lie. For example, go ahead and tell it obvious lie.
Dane Grass is blue. I'm a tall black man. I've never seen Jersey (Short. I love it. I've never missed 1.
Interviewer I've heard good things. Now go ahead and say something that is true so we can properly calibrate the machine.
Dane I have a 12 inch penis.
Interviewer That's kinda weird. Should gone off. Why? What guys. There's no way you...
Dane I have a 12 inch penis. Actually might be 13. No. I guess it's 12. Wait seriously.
Interviewer Mike. You got a chance to email me those mission statements? Yeah. I did it last night. I did this morning.
Interviewer Alright. Have even started it. Yes. Well, mike, you're the best. You suck.
Interviewer I'll be back at my desk working. I'll be playing angry hanging birds on my phone. Please state your full name. Dane Christopher Hanson. Is it true that you reside at 1444 North Sierra Bon Avenue?
Interviewer Yes. Apartment 3.
Dane How do you do it, man? Oh. When I moved here, I went on West side Rental? No. No.
Dane It's like 80 dollars.
Interviewer How do you live with a 12 inch penis. I mean, how is that even possible?
Dane Okay. I'm getting a little uncomfortable with this last question name? I'm sorry? You're
Interviewer right. I mean, it's just that 12 inches. That is like a freaking beef bus.
Dane Do you
Interviewer know what I'm saying?
Dane Why are why are you so concerned about my penis anyhow home? I mean, are you gay or something watch? No. Hey.
Interviewer Nobody loves posting more than I do. Alright. I'm flaming homosexual or do me a favor. Don't tell anybody because nobody knows. Everybody knows.
Dane So wait. Tell people. No. Have ever been fired from a job before? No.
Dane 3 times.
Interviewer Have you ever stolen from an employer before? No.
Dane Alright. Damn it. How much would you save stolen before? Hundred dollars, 500 dollars. So much Lost count.
Dane 44793 dollars
Interviewer That's a lot of money ding.
Dane Well, I had cancer. I bought a boat. And named it cancer.
Interviewer I wanna to be honest. This interview is going really well. Yeah. No. This is the worst interview I've ever been a part of.
Interviewer Normally you'd be gone. However, company policy dictates I ask you 1 final question. Okay? Would you ever have sex with
Dane a man in order to get a job? No.
Interviewer