Summary [SFM] Illegal Drugs (Giant Bomb) (Youtube) www.youtube.com
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n/a Playing servers, so don't mess around.
Ralphie Cop? I'm a cop?
n/a You have to tell me if you are.
Ralphie Well, I just did.
n/a No. You're are are you?
Ralphie Yeah. I'm top 8.
n/a Are you?
Ralphie No. Okay. Cool. Alright. Good.
n/a Yeah. Thank goodness. Good. Hey. Whew.
n/a Told you he was cool, man.
Ralphie Yeah. Alright.
n/a Yeah. My buddy. My buddy is true.
Ralphie Alright. Yeah. No. If he's friend of yours, then I guess I just trust him.
n/a Yeah.
Ralphie Here are the drugs.
n/a Okay. How much money should I pay you for the drugs?
Ralphie A 200 Could you guys speak a little closer to my chest? Sure. Sure. Yeah.
n/a How much how much do you want me to pay you for the illegal narcotics?
Ralphie Half a $1,000,000.
n/a I stole half a $1,000,000, so this works out.
Ralphie Great. It's good that you have the exact right amount. Do you have them in a briefcase that I can see?
n/a Yeah. Here they are right here. Would you like me to count it out?
Ralphie Yes. I would love to look at the money, and then we can try out these drugs.
n/a I forgot your name. What was it again? 1.
Ralphie How could you forget my name?
n/a Just the last part. Could you spell it? Alright.
Ralphie R a l p h I e. Right.
n/a Hi. Nice to meet you again. Yeah. Ralphie. That's me.
n/a Thanks for the drugs.
Ralphie Yeah. Do you wanna check out the drugs and make sure they're good drugs?
n/a I would love to do the illegal drugs with you right here.
Ralphie Alright. Here's a knife. Stick it into the drugs.
n/a Those are good illegal drugs.
Ralphie Yeah. And now they're yours.
n/a And I own these with this illegal money I gave you.
Ralphie That's right. I'm gonna take this money and use it to buy guns. Illegal guns.
n/a Who do you know who sells guns?
Ralphie Oh, all kinds of people.
n/a Do you know his address? Yeah. And his name? Yeah. Great.
n/a Great.
Ralphie Yeah. It's Harvey. Harvey. Yeah. Harvey up the street.
Ralphie On third. Yeah. On third street.
n/a 7 third street. Got it. Well, this is all fantastic. Yeah. I need to go bet on a dog fight.
n/a Do you have a dog? 10.
Ralphie Nope. Just the money from the drugs.
n/a Great. Awaiting orders. That's a good 1 there, Drew.