Summary Why You Sittin' Alone Tho? (Youtube) www.youtube.com
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Speaker 0 What's going on?
Speaker 1 Trying to make fire right now. Better to blow this. Stupid parked up in the flame.
Speaker 2 That's what these fingers do.
Speaker 0 I'm not interested.
Speaker 3 I just popped up. But I ain't even I'm molly like that, but we can
Speaker 2 be.
Speaker 1 Get out of here, Boys. She just want them a alone time with me and her.
Speaker 3 Why you sitting all alone. Like Justin Bieber said, 1 less lonely the girl. I didn't just quote Jamie Boyfriend.
Speaker 4 Your hair your hair looks nice. Today. Thanks.
Speaker 1 Y. Your hair does look good. I could brush that so hard.
Speaker 2 Yeah. Smells real good from here too.
Speaker 3 Hey, that Hair even look better from the back. No.
Speaker 5 I need you. Like, I have nothing else. Like, Guys,
Speaker 0 You gotta go. You gotta go.
Speaker 5 This is... Me.
Speaker 1 You're making me act all freaky.
Speaker 3 Already got a number.
Speaker 1 Nope. I'm feeling crazy.
Speaker 3 It's 1 800. Dick.
Speaker 1 Now, that's disgusting.
Speaker 4 I'm I'm having a birthday bash this weekend, if like, if you want to come over, there's gonna be a lot of cake.
Speaker 3 No 1 wants go your stupid birthday bro.
Speaker 5 Birthday party, house to sleep out overnight? Big bet.
Speaker 3 I know. Fuck your birthday dog.
Speaker 2 What's the ratio like there though.
Speaker 3 Girls, always eat free when they with me.
Speaker 4 That's okay. It's may maybe next year, too. Because I'm probably gonna... I'm probably I'm probably gonna have it next year. Too.
Speaker 3 Hey, girl, they called me abe Lincoln because I'm single.
Speaker 5 Call when I make the ground right now. You're wasting water.
Speaker 1 Your hypothetically girl like... If all these stupid boys weren't here and like, I don't know. It it's just like us too and you found me hell attractive and stuff. And like your boyfriend's had exploded or whatever. And you were like corn as fault.
Speaker 1 Would you be down to like, Don't know getting a mono antagonists relationship.
Speaker 3 Metaphorically, if I was a squirrel and you were an acorn.
Speaker 1 I'm feeling crazy.
Speaker 3 And we locked eyes. From adjacent at the park. Would you go nuts for me?
Speaker 2 I mean, hyper, 1 plus u, equals me and you.
Speaker 5 Literally, do you wanna hang out like tomorrow and the next day?
Speaker 0 You should really get down from there.
Speaker 4 Oh, that fucking hey. Statistically, you're probably 1 1 of the more pretty prettiest girls that I've ever seen.
Speaker 1 Hypothetically, if we were, like, skydiving
Speaker 3 and you'll strap to my back
Speaker 1 and then the wind took up our clothes And I don't know. You pulled on my instead of the parachute string and we hit the ground? Dang. Would you be down to kiss the afterlife? Say yes, so I'm gonna punch this tree?
Speaker 1 So hard. Hey. Like The winds blowing towards your direction incoming.
Speaker 3 No. No No. No. Did you catch it?
Speaker 0 I don't want it. Don't wear your chest.
Speaker 1 Catch my kids.
Speaker 3 Yeah. I caught it, dog. It's mine now. And you want know? I don't do sloppy seconds, but I got it.
Speaker 2 Hyper preferably, I don't know what that word means too much, but We be real good together.
Speaker 3 Metaphorically, if I was a son and you were to earth. And I kiss you with my Uv rays. Would you kiss back? Or would you put on some sunscreen?
Speaker 0 Realistically, none of you guys have a chance.
Speaker 3 Oh, you like chance to rapper? I gotta asked a rap on my zoom.
Speaker 1 Girl. I could read your mind, you think I'm... Cute F.
Speaker 3 As a rapper honest You're what a fuck?
Speaker 0 Yes. So here's my number.
Speaker 4 Oh, thanks.
Speaker 0 And, yeah, give me a call.
Speaker 5 Shit girl. I know you hate puppies. Because you just took this dog to the goddamn vet and put me down.
Speaker 3 Fuck. Man, he don't even have a bus down like Eye do. It Man, I called Dead on her seat.
Speaker 4 Nice to meet too.
Speaker 2 You're looking at made her wet dog. Oh, they actually kinda cute though.
Speaker 1 I think I know it... Do with that number more than you do.
Speaker 2 Our Ig would have been way more popping though. Do Guess was.
Speaker 0 Agent
Speaker 4 please.
Speaker 0 Saf, to, I like it, Subscribe, subscribe, subscribe, subscribe, charlie. Bye bye.