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Eric Welcome to day 3 of Crossing Europe in a perfectly straight line. Come on. And that's why we're crossing the entire continent of Europe in a perfectly straight The only rule is we have to stay within an average of 5 miles of the line throughout the entire trip to make sure the line is actually possible. We went through Ireland. We went through England, didn't we?
Eric And we woke up this morning in Brighton. The goal for today is to finish going through the UK across the English channel and get into France. You might be wondering why we're doing this. I'm going around the world in 30 days and uploading a brand video on this channel every single day. And if I miss a single day of uploads, my channel gets permanently deleted by Mr.
Eric Beast. Shout out to Mr. The best accountability partner of all time. Alright. Let's get on the road.
Eric Alright. We just woke up in Brighton. Did I think
n/a sleep was worse for me and not sleeping. I woke up and I feel terrible.
Eric Wake up, bro. I am. You gotta find love on the line, bro.
n/a I am.
Eric Here's the plane. We're gonna drive onto this giant boat. We're gonna get out of the car. We're gonna hang this giant cruise ship, and then we're gonna get back in our car and drive off when we get through the English channel.
n/a That is so convenient.
Eric This is a real thing. This is it's crazy. Yeah. Goodbye UK.
n/a Get in the car, Rick. You're gonna get left behind.
Eric This is sick. Oh, you gotta get in.
n/a Woah. What are you doing? You're gonna get left in the UK.
Eric Alright. I I I drive drive drive. Oh. Bro, this is crazy.
n/a I'm fired up right now. End of the ship, the whole of the ship came off. Woah. It’s is terrifying.
Eric It's a whole parking garage in here. Is
n/a it a lot better than that tugboat?
Eric It's my son. It was actually nice. He looks like a shopping mall. 1 up 2?
n/a At 1. This is awesome, man. We needed this. We're down bad.
Eric You don't understand how badly we needed this so good. Oh my gosh. That beans, eating beans, stopped It’s. The countries we have left to go through are France, Switzerland, and Italy, and we hold on spamming Duolingo trying to learn some phrases to help us get through these countries. And find love.
Eric Yes. Beans has been swiping for days looking for love on this line.
n/a I'm looking for love.
Eric Comment below if you guys think we should go anywhere specific to find him selfishly, Michael, is to learn enough Italian to order a slice of pizza in Italy.
n/a Oh, that would be sick.
Eric Imagine we make it to the end of the line. We a slice on the boot of Italy overlooking the ocean.
n/a It would be epic. I'm gonna make a friend. I want them to come on the line with us. Oh, yeah. That's a quick question.
n/a Do you have any, like, is I could use to make out. Friend to It’s. Service, Simone Freund. Hello, my friend. Okay.
n/a Perfect. Thank you so much. It’s is super helpful. What do
Eric you wanna do while you're here with the language?
n/a Beaconhead same goal. We we can make our friend.
Eric Are you gonna help me? Yeah.
n/a I think he's gonna learn German way faster. It’s already learned, like, 10 languages.
Eric What languages do you know?
n/a I actually learned Japanese and friends, Duolingo. Bo has been grinding. He's like a prestige master at Oh my gosh.
Eric Actually, like, speak Japanese fluently. I took, like, 4 years of German.
n/a Oh, really? No, I did.
Eric I asked him how
n/a he's doing it, boss.
Eric Am I doing good?
n/a Did he say that correctly? He did.
Eric Oh, I
n/a thought he was fooling. Bye, UK. English channel. That was painful.
Eric That was so painful. Everyone's staring out I don't wanna do that again. A lot of our friends. Welcome to friends. Wow.
Eric This is so pretty, bro. We just sailed the English channel in a perfectly straight line. I think might be the most beautiful country so far. Look at this place, bro. It’s looks like the kingdom of, far far away where Fiona lived in Shrek, bro this place is crazy.
Eric I'm so excited. Back from the van, we're pulling out. Have a good 1. Bye. Friends.
Eric Friends.
n/a Yeah. We literally crossed the ocean with our car on a boat.
Eric So crazy, bro.
n/a Driving a UK car as an American in France.
Eric We're now back to driving the right side of the yeah. We're in this tiny little town in France. There's like some grocery stores, but there's not really any restaurants except for the 1 spot. I don't know if this is real or not. We're about to pull up.
Eric Luckily, it is on the edge of the line.
n/a Bro. 30 seconds? A pizza vending machine? Dude. That's insane, bro.
Eric I This is
n/a 30 seconds.
Eric 30 seconds. 3 It’s show, dear.
n/a It means hot. You want us? I'm practicing a little bit.
Eric I don't know what this means. We means yes.
n/a Oh, wait. We. Oh, wait. See you spelled weed? Yeah.
n/a Oh, you are? Oh, yeah.
Eric No way. 2 minutes 54 seconds. Oh my gosh. It's so high. Boys, let's try these out.
n/a Yeah. A horrendous flaw. They didn't cut the pizza. She just gonna eat like this.
Eric I'm pretty good. I like that. €11. 3 minutes of preparation time. It's like 8 out of 10 people.
Eric That's really good, actually. It was surprisingly good for a 32nd pizza, but I knew that the pizza in Italy at the end of this line would be much better. The boys and I trekked on. It wasn't long before we hit our next obstacle. It’s like a private guy's driveway and Apple Maps thinks that it's a road we can use to go in a straight line.
Eric So I saw this spot actually when we were looking at the line. It's a giant farm that we have to go through. So I called this guy who owns the farm. Yeah. Guy does not speak any English.
Eric I sent him an English email asking for permission to get farm. And he replied we. Just we? It’s a
n/a yes.
Eric What the
n/a How much would it take to license It’s some big green tracker? Oh my god. Hey, stop. If you start freaking out, it will freak out. Hey, buddy.
n/a Just act cool. Eric?
Eric Eric. This is the guy.
n/a Nice to meet you.
Eric Can we go? Alright. Let's go. Alright.
n/a New Papa's last.
Eric This is awesome. This is big for the line. This is big for the line.
n/a This is so sad. Yeah. Look at this. It’s beautiful. Oh my gosh.
Eric It looks like I'm in a movie. This is not real, man. It's beautiful. Eric, this is beautiful.
n/a It’s making me take this shot. So, Garik.
Eric It says that our road It’s, like, right over that hill over there. This is not real, bro. Whoo.
n/a That tractor is in fast.
Eric France is CGI. Straight line. Straight line. Straight line.
n/a Look at the sunset. So beautiful. We are in France. Woo hoo. Woo hoo.
Eric Yeah, baby. He made it. Good to work. Yeah. It’s a legend right there.
Eric Your French is low. You get it good. Thanks, man. Filming here, I feel like I'm filming a movie. This is the most beautiful place of all time.
Eric It's like the Windows XP background in real life. Part about the line is you can never stop a place like this. You just have to get back in the band and keep moving. Yep. Back in the band, back to the line for Alice on.
n/a Morales, I
Eric We continue through the French countryside on our way to the next location, where I had a very special dinner plan. Told you that we were gonna go eat, but it's actually just you.
n/a I'm sorry. What?
Eric That's gonna be eating. There's a woman in there, isn't there? That's It’s your phone earlier while you were sleeping.
n/a Oh, yeah. I remember you did that. Don't know why I didn't question you.
Eric Me and Tyler opened a dating profile as you, and we upgraded the account to the highest possible level.
n/a I just got so nervous.
Eric And then we swipe like our lives dependent on it while we're on that ferry. It's a numbers game. So it means that It’s says. And then we got a match right here. Are you ready to see her?
Eric Toot.
n/a I am so nervous right now. I'm about to throw up, bro. Oh my gosh. She's beautiful.
Eric Oh, I'm nervous. Do you want to, like, cleanup or anything right now before we go. Alright. Let's ride. Dean's date was in 30 minutes.
Eric All of the stores were closed and he didn't bring a nice suit with him or traveling. So the boys and I scraped together whatever we cut out of our suitcases to make this data success.
n/a Good. Look at you. You look great.
Eric Think you look really good, bro. The only thing that would make these look more handsome in this moment would be a mafia hoodie. Breaking straight line news. I'm Jeffrey. Jefferies.
Eric Everything I have, my car my whole, my family. I've given up everything from more mafia hoodies from eric.shop with its unique number on a sleeve and It’s high quality materials. I could not spend everything I have. God, I'm gonna have to start in OnlyFans. Your name is Claire.
Eric My name
n/a It’s Claire. Problem. I'm actually about to poop my pants. There he goes. Yes.
Eric Alright. We gotta go.
n/a We gotta go. We gotta go.
Eric This is so awesome. It’s so excited. We did that. We're actually close enough where we can hear him. And you could hear us
n/a when we talked to him. Yeah. We'd be the worst wingman ever if she saw 3 guys in a van staring at her. That'd be really bad.
Eric Oh, It’s happening.
n/a Sam. Are you clear? Good. How are you? Good.
n/a How are you? Good. Nice to meet
Eric you.
n/a Nice to meet you too. This is so cute. Are you from France? Yes. I'm from France, but I grew up in the It’s.
n/a So I just got sent.
Eric Okay. Very cool. He's on
n/a a day with a French on France. We're moving in a perfectly straight line starting in Ireland all the way to the edge of Italy. It’s. I think he might be like the most beautiful, woman I've seen on the straight line. So I'm just saying.
n/a Wow. Oh, this is big. Oh, we just got a pizza. Oh, that's big. Let's go.
n/a Thank you so much. Awesome.
Eric My brother is actually using French on a day with a French grill in France.
n/a So I've actually started to learn French in the morning. What are you learning, French? And I'm pretty good. Kevin Gray Vumobah Madam as well. And now he's actually using French in his days.
n/a Absolutely what the app was designed for.
Eric You don't know what this app is that we've been using called Duolingo. It is the largest education app in the entire world, and you can use it to learn basically any language that you can think of.
n/a To the line. That's so poetic. Hey. What can I say?
Eric It's actually crazy. It came in handy. It gives me chills, bro.
n/a I actually used Duolingo, go to learn Japanese. I lived in Japan, did a job, and now I'm married to a Japanese bird because of dual angle. I didn't wanna jump at any conclusion, but it's almost like, we're a match made in heaven, or at least a match made on the straight line. I'm so turned on right now. Speak for yourself.
Eric Have you ever spent any money
n/a on this stuff?
Eric No. $0. And it is completely free. Basically, you do illegal gamifies learning in a way that makes it fun, borderline, addictive, and super easy grasp.
n/a I dig the most by the way.
Eric Thank you. Lots of me.
n/a Thank you. Yeah. I like it.
Eric Thank you. They're hitting it off. Pros is beautiful. You can use the link in my description to download doing lingo and you're gonna get 2 free weeks of Duolingo. We own the love.
n/a Is this a song we're playing at at our wedding? It’s wedding. Yeah. If it's on the line. I think that there's potential.
n/a This night? Yeah. Talk to me. It’s well. Oh.
n/a Woah. We are moving on to hour 2. Literally had to go bribe at the restaurant to keep it open night. What do you gotta dance? Are you gonna financing?
n/a Yes. Lovely. I mean, I'm not, like, trained or anything. Oh, it's good. Good.
n/a I'll show you. Right here? Oh, he's dancing. This is his stroke. It's happy.
n/a How can I help you? Oh my gosh.
Eric Bro, this is his strong suit. He was built for this moment. Everything is led up
n/a to this bro. This is so exciting. Alright. I'm putting on my calendar. 2nd date in LA.
n/a That's alright. Thank you so much.
Eric Fan has been sitting in 1 place so long. The cops are getting suspicious of us. That's how well this date is going.
n/a You should do. Hello. It It’s been 4 hour or
Eric I'm just gonna go to sleep at this point.
n/a Actually, no 24 hours. We're gonna go take a nap. Alright. For sleeping.
Eric I'll see you guys when the dance.
n/a I think it might be time. This is so That's so much fun. I'll just put you in a way. So funny, so sweet, so beautiful. That was awesome.
n/a It was great. What an incredible experience. Would you go on a second date? Yeah. We're going on a second date in LA.
Eric I found some love on the line.
n/a Yeah. Let's go. Let's go. There he's stare at some Clark Stennis. She was really sweet.
Eric Tonight was a big night. Oh my gosh. We have 27 more days to make it around the world, and I'm gonna love spending every single with you guys. Make sure you guys grab a hoodie at eric.shop only available this month. Every single 1 has a unique mafia member number on the sleeve, only available until the end of the month.
Eric I'll see you guys tomorrow in Switzerland. That's pretty much I'm leaving.